i love eyes.
hands.
lips.
i love jokes.
and sarcasm
i love sports.
going to the movies
music
i play guitar
i live in a small no-stop-light town
i hate liars
know-it-alls
prudes
heart breakers


i am looking for that person that will make my heart drop
i dont want them to be in it for the wrong reasons

~quotes~
if lookin back hurts and lookin forward scares you look beside you and ill always be there.

life a bitch but you gotta make the best of it.

~jokes~

after 20 years of sex in the dark a wife finds out her husband used a dildo on her she said explain the dildo he said explain the kids!
why do hookers get paid more then drug dealers?
answer: because they can wash their crack and resell it!

why does miss piggy douche with koolaide and vinegar?
answer: because kermit likes to eat sweet and sour pork

billy caught his mom riding his dad his mom said i was flattening his belly billy said its a waste of time the lady next door gets on her knees and blows it back up again

a guys penis is sunburnt so put iti nto a glass of milk to cool it off his girlfriend walked in n said ohhh so thats how you reload it!

90% of people say holy shit before a major car wreck the other 10% are from ohio n say hold my beer and watch this shit

clubbing., dances, movies, art/painting, cooking, romance, love

everything from rap to country to classic to and alternative it all depends on ones mood really

the notebook, dirty dancing, fried green tomatoes, the god father

nip tuck, MTV, charmed